Sunday, November 2, 2014

Linsey Dawn McKenzie - Cuntess Suckula

Cuntess Suckula Trick or treat? When it comes to Linsey Dawn McKenzie, it's the treat. The photos were shot in London. A few years later, this video was filmed at the SCORE studio in Miami, Florida back when Linsey was crossing the Big Pond to shoot content for LinseysWorld.Linsey's Florida videos were regularly different from the common "get on the couch and silently masturbate" videos. She played the castaway on an island. A cat burglar. A Native American. A time and space traveler. A Southern belle. Her scenes were written with fantasy elements in mind. This one, "Cuntess Suckula," is the little over-the-top and just right for Halloween. LDM nailed it. She was regularly the quick study.Linsey would have made the great TV comedienne. Her talent is transparent in the videos she did at SCORE. She has the terrific sense of amusement on-screen and off, very dry nonetheless very funny. With her incredible body, she would have blown away any busty British TV babe I've ever seen. And, of course, she was the microphone-packing hostess of the DVD Boobs Ahoy! Boob Cruise 2000. While I've seen LDM in the few Brit comedy shows and short films, modeling and dancing are Linsey's thing.In 1999, the few years before this scene was shot, Linsey shot the vampire pictorial set in the crypt at the SCORE studio in London. There was no video version, unfortunately. That blueprint might have been the inspiration for "Cuntess Suckula."At the stroke of midnight, and I do mean stroke, Cuntess Suckula rises from her coffin because you have disturbed her 100-year slumber party. Now you will bear the fear as this succulent succubus rises to suck on ridiculous visitors who enter her catacombs of cleavage. Now you are trapped in the spider's web of boner-chilling terror. Now you'll have to share the tomb built for two. Your garlic is useless, unless you brought two plates of spaghetti with you.See More of Linsey Dawn McKenzie at SCORELAND2.COM!


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