Friday, October 31, 2014

Linsey Dawn McKenzie - Cuntess Suckula

Cuntess Suckula Trick or treat? When it comes to Linsey Dawn McKenzie, it's the treat. The photos were shot in London. A few years later, this video was filmed at the SCORE studio in Miami, Florida back when Linsey was crossing the Big Pond to shoot content for LinseysWorld.Linsey's Florida videos were regularly opposite from the usual "get on the couch and silently masturbate" videos. She played the castaway on an island. A cat burglar. A Native American. A time and space traveler. A Southern belle. Her scenes were written with fantasy elements in mind. This one, "Cuntess Suckula," is the little over-the-top and only right for Halloween. LDM nailed it. She was regularly the quick study.Linsey would have made the great TV comedienne. Her bent is clear in the videos she did at SCORE. She has the terrific sense of humor on-screen and off, really dry yet really funny. With her incredible body, she would have blown away any busty British TV babe I've ever seen. And, of course, she was the microphone-packing hostess of the DVD Boobs Ahoy! Boob Cruise 2000. While I've seen LDM in the few Brit comedy shows and short films, modeling and dancing are Linsey's thing.In 1999, the few years before this scene was shot, Linsey shot the vampire pictorial set in the shrine at the SCORE studio in London. There was no video version, unfortunately. That layout might have been the inspiration for "Cuntess Suckula."At the cadence of midnight, and we do mean stroke, Cuntess Suckula rises from her coffin because we have disturbed her 100-year slumber party. Now we will bear the fear as this succulent succubus rises to siphon on foolish visitors who enter her catacombs of cleavage. Now we are trapped in the spider's web of boner-chilling terror. Now you'll have to share the tomb built for two. Your garlic is useless, unless we brought dual plates of spaghetti with you.See More of Linsey Dawn McKenzie at SCORELAND2.COM!


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